Anniversary Meeting: The Most Creative Excuses

Today we're going to discuss our most creative excuses for not attending the Anniversary Meeting.

Excuse 1: My Cat Ate the Planner

My cat, Mr. Whiskers, had a sudden and intense desire to taste the meeting notes. Unfortunately, they were all in PowerPoint format, which he found to be a flavorless experience.

Excuse 2: The Sudden Onset of Lethargy

I'm afraid I'm feeling a little... sluggish today. I think it's because I ate too much of my neighbor's famous "World's Best" lasagna last night.

Excuse 3: The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Pants

I'm afraid I have to call in sick today. You see, my pants have gone missing in the washing machine, and I'm not sure if I'm feeling the loss as much as I should be.